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Aik khusray ne SEX
Aik khusray ne SEX power ka capsule kha liya..
To achanak andar se aawaz Aayi…
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“Hum maazrat khuan hain k app k system main matlooba saholat mooyasir nahi”
Shukria.
Sex is a sensation caused
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?
Alwayz start ur day
Alwayz start ur day with a lot of S.E.X S - Smile .. E - energy.. X - xcitement.. So make sex a habit.
S*x is heat, Love is sweet
S*x is heat, Love is sweet, when 2 lips meet love is complete. Love is name, S*x is game. Forget the name and play the game.
What did an impotent
Q. What did an impotent man ask the sexologist?
A. Thoda sa to lift kara de, ek nahi baar baar kara de.
Girl(2 another girl)
Girl(2 another girl):Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se baat karna pasand karti ho ? She Replied: Agar Phone nazdeek pada ho to kar bhi leti hoon..!
Ganguly to wife
Ganguly to wife during sex. PITCH is dry, grass not cut, slow outfield wife repiles, Nonsense Afridi scored century on the same picth.
Tendulker wife k saath
Tendulker wife k saath SEX karte huye: Darling pitch sahi nahi ..ghaasss bohat hai ,SHORT nahi lag rahi,
..Wife: Nikamay abhi isi pitch per to AFRIDI century maar k gaya hai.
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