Dekho Agar aap nay mujhay SMS nahi kia na….. to aap k phone main keeray per jain gay… Aur na kero SMS, main khud keeray daal ker jaon gaa ap ki cell main…

Teacher: “Why majority of South Indians are black”? Santa: “Oh ji … becoz they always watch Sun tv, Surya tv… without applying Sun screen lotion”!!!

Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?Banta:No,agr usne handwriting pehchan li to?

Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyon di? Sardar : Yaar woh badi character less thi..Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se .

Banta: Yeh chaaku(knife) kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye, Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

Santa :- Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe Aids hai. Yeh Aids hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A - Ab…. I - Iss….. D - Duniya se…. S - SasriYakaal…..

Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.