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Kia howa jo us nay
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
Woh raishmi balon
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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“Maiyooon”…
Jis tarah 1 machar ko
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
Woh subah ki thandak
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p
Tip of the day
Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
“if I can face this, I can face anything”
Boy:”I m not rich like
Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”
Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
Bari Mushkil se hum
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
SORRY…. SORRY….
SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…
If people say ur
If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….
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