Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge. plz plz plz promise me plz…

PRACTICE AT UR HOME .. 1.Take 1 grape .. 2.Take it in ur hand .. 3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth .. 4.Approach the mirror slowly and see … Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.

Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS padh sakte hain, Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai.. Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho, Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai, Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho, To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool…..!

A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

I want to say a word to u!! that’s STARTS with “U”…. and ENDS With “U”…. and That defines U… “ULLU”

Many many HAPPY Returns of d Day 2 u… Dekha, tum ne kya socha tha..? tum nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lagega ki aj. .. .. .. .. ANIMALS DAY HAi

Bewaqofon Ki nishaniya::: 1.Hamesha bewaqt misscall karenge………. 2.SMS muskura k padenge…………. 3.niche mat padna……………. ………… ……… ……………………….. ……….. Jo bat mna karo wo zaror krenge

KBC me shahrukh ne mjhe pucha.. “world ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai” maine ek crore thukra diya.. pr tera nam nai bataya… Aftr all apun dono ki dosti hi.. croro ki hai yar.