Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?
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Girl: Kia?
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Boy: Acchi film haina!!
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Girl: Kuttay k bachay…
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Boy: Wat!!
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Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!

Aaj kal larkiyon k kapray..

Yahan se LESS
Wahan se LESS

Kabhi sleevless
to
Kabhi backless

Or koi larka ghuur k dekhay to

“Ohh How
MannerLESS!”

Girls policy: Flirt with innocent boys! Fun with handsome boys! Friendship with smart boys! Love with faithful boys! Marriage with RICH boys!

Boy 2 Girl: Lets go to Jungle…. Girl: No!!! u will do smething wrng with me…. boy: By God, I”ll Not…!!! Girl: Tay Feer Jaan da Ki faida….!!!

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.

Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare…. Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecastin?

Girl:It’s 2 tight, Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it,We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1. U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.

G => Ghost I => In R => Real L => Life …… So avoid Girls !!!

Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..