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Hont Bhindi Ki Tarah
Hont Bhindi Ki Tarah,
Poora Chehra Gobi Ki Tarah,
Allah Ne Ek Dost Diya,
Wo Bhi Sabzi Mandi Ki tarah,
A 4 Saib
A 4 Saib
B 4 kashti
c 4 billi
d 4 kutta
E 4 hathi
f 4 pakha
Yeh SMS har unparh k mobile par pohanchaein
or
taalem ko aam karein
“Mera khawab.
Parrha likha SINDH”
Station jaane k
Pathan: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Pathan: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Pathan: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
1 Pathan
1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Par uski lash muskurate huye mili..
Farishte ne poocha aisa kuin??
Pathan bola: Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.
Agar kal main
Agar kal main mar bhi jaon tow gham na karna,
ansoo bhi mat bahana,
mayyat bhi na othana,
sidhey uper chaley aana,
PARTY KARAIN GAY!!!!
He took me in
He took me in the dark valley,
he put his hand on my waist,
he took off my top,
then his lips on me,
ThankGod im only the bottle of
“PEPSI”.
He took me in
He took me in the dark valley,
he put his hand on my waist,
he took off my top,
then his lips on me,
ThankGod im only the bottle of
“PEPSI”.
Jo Nishaanay pay
Jo Nishaanay pay lag jaaye usay “TEER” kehtay hain,Jo dil main uttar jaaye ussay “TASVEER” kehtay hain,OR jo BOMB se bhi na maray usay “BEYNAZEER” kehtay hain.
Vegitabel msg..
Vegitabel msg..
Mooli gajar ka noor tujh par barsay,
Teri chahat ko Aaloo tamatar tarsien,
Teri Zindagi main aayien itnay Kaddoo,
K tu Chotay Tindy Khanyko tarsay.
Wafadar hain hum
Wafadar hain hum ,wafa karange!
jaan mange to fida karienge
dil maange to nikal kar haath par rakhenge!
100 Rupees ka balance bhej do!
Namazi log hain dua karenge!
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