SARDAR apni Ghar wali se. main jab b tumhari PHUDI maron ga to main tum ko 10 rupey don ga aur tum un ko ek GALEY mein jama kartey rehna.
saal bad SARDAR ney kaha aaj wo GALA ley k aao is mein kiya jama hai.SARDAR ne GALA tora to us mein 50 50 k aur 100 100 rupay k noot b nekley. sardar ye kiya hai?main ne to 10 10 k diye they.
SARDARNI :sab aadmi aap jaise they.

BACHA MAMA se Baryzyar ki taraf aashara kartey howey.
BACHA: MAMA ye kiya hai?
MAMA. ye GHUBAREY hai.
BACHA: khala k GUBARON mein hawa nahi hai.
MAMA.tum ne kahan dekha?
BACHA: kal PAPA un k GUBARON mein Hawa bar rahey they.

SARDAR SARDARNI se jab choor tumhari Eezat lut rahey the to tum ne un ko roka nahi?
SARDARNI main ne roka to bohat tha par wo kehney lagey ab aur Hemat nahi rahi kal pher aay gey.

Reyl ki patri par kabhi na beytho TAREYN aagi to GAND phat jay ge.abhi to hath se GAND dhotey ho phir GAND se hath dho beytho gey.

Door gaon me ek basti thi
wahan ki ladkiyan badi sasti thin
unki gaand me badi masti thi
Jitna daalo utna hansti thin

3 mice were boasting abt their bravery.
Mouse 1: I poisoned d dogs meat!
Mouse 2: I ate cheese frm d trap!
Mouse 3: Ok guys, Im leaving..Time to fuck the cat.

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