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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected |
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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world! |
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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss |
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First law of science: don't spit into the wind |
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Fat people are harder to kidnap |
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Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass |
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Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules! |
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English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! |
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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it! |
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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it |
