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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! |
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants |
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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-) |
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Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll give u a minute to catch ur breath |
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Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck |
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Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away |
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Good Girls are Bad girls that don't get caught |
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God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! |
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God bless Atheism |
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one |
