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An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work |
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An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out! |
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All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now |
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After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary |
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Act your age, not your shoe size! |
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A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't |
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>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;) |
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:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S |
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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not |
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...and i should care, why? |