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Passwords are like underwear: change them often. |
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. |
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If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it! |
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On the other hand, you have different fingers. |
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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? |
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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven. |
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I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not. |
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Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own! |
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As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard |
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An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead |
